Bachelorette Party Drinks - Level Five (Holy Shit, Level Five):

You are fucking nuts. Most people are kickin it, keepin it real, down around a level 2 or 3, but you are bad ass. You are a bad ass broad that came to kick some ass. You are level five. Extreme (or something like that). :)

Level 5 is actually for people with a well stocked bar. You don't have to serve more drinks, nor do you have to drink them from the taughtly draped navel of a male stripper. You just have the most options when it comes to mixing drinks. Level 5 is a great place to be when mixing cocktails. See below for a booze list and recipes that use them. If the list is too long, many bad ass broads are mixing drinks from the lists in levels 1-4. Cool.

Here is what you will need for booze:
  • Beer
  • Wine
  • Big bottle of vodka
  • Not as big bottle of Rum
  • Mixers like Juice (orange, cranberry, pineapple, Coke, 7-up, coffee, sugar, lemons, limes, plenty of ice (level 1 ended here).
  • Triple Sec
  • Pucker (sour liqueur, I like raspberry)
  • Grenadine, Marachino cherries, rose's sweetened lime juice Jello (level 2 ends here)
  • Kahlua
  • Baileys
  • Whipped Cream (level 3 ended here).
  • Vermouth
  • Gin
  • Tequilla (level 4 ended here)
  • Level 5 includes anything else you like.

If you are operating at a level five, I doubt we need to tell you to make sure you have a few glasses on hand. You probably own one of those ice buckets with the penguins on the side and everything.

Sex On The Beach

1 oz. vodka
3/4 oz. peach schnapps
1/2 full cranberry juice
1/2 full pineapple juice
stir in highball glass
Get Laid

1 oz. vodka
3/4 oz. raspberry schnapps
fill with pineapple juice
splash of cranberry juice
serve on the rocks.
Flying Fuck

1 1/2 oz. Sambuca
1 1/2 oz. Jack Daniels

serve in lowball glass

Creamy Bush

1 1/2 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream

1 1/2 oz. irish whiskey

serve in shot glass
Hairy Virgin

2 parts light rum
1 part triple sec
2 parts pineapple juice

blend, serve in exotic glass with a (what else) cherry
Hot Irish Nut

1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
1 part Frangelico
(1 part amaretto optional)

serve in coffee mug

Pop The Cherry

2 oz. cherry brandy, which is hard to find.
fill with orange juice
stir in highball glass

cherry and orange slice

Sit On My Face

1 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
1 oz. Frangelico
1 oz. Kahlua

serve in shot glass
Tight Snatch

1 1/2 oz. light rum
1 oz. peach schnapps
fill with pineapple juice

stir in highball glass

1 1/2 oz. gin
1/2 oz. white creme de menthe
1 oz. fruit schnapps or pucker

shake, strain into highball glass
A Hot Dick

2 shots Grand Marnier
2 shots Bailey's irish cream
Add 4 oz Coffee , hot or enough to fill mug

Mixing instructions:

Pour liquors into large irish coffee mug. Add enough strong hot coffee to fill mug. Top with whipped cream

1 part Triple sec
1 part Peach schnapps
1 part Midori melon liqueur

Pour into a shot glass.

Don't forget - You can also make any of the drinks from
Level 1, Level 2, Level 3, or Level 4
Bachelorette Party Drink Items at

Shot Glass Beads
Penis Straws 1
Penis Straws 2
Penis Straws 3

Penis Straws 4
Jello Shot Molds
Penis Shot Glass
Bar Napkin Game
Flashing shots shot glasses

Pass Out Game
Penis Drink Bottle
Big Drink Bottle
Swizzle Dicks
Bachelorette Party Cups
Head Shot Glass

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The Bachelorette Party Awards - We have started giving out awards to the best products in the bachelorette party industry.