Bachelorette Party Drinks - Level Four:

This section is for the folks that realize that booze rarely goes bad and that being a good hostess means having your friends' favorites. If you have a well stocked bar, this section is for you. If you have the list of boozes below you can make all of the drinks from Level 1, Level 2, Level 3 and here at Level 4.

Here is what you will need for booze:
  • Beer
  • Wine
  • Big bottle of vodka
  • Not as big bottle of Rum
  • Mixers like Juice (orange, cranberry, pineapple, Coke, 7-up, coffee, sugar, lemons, limes, plenty of ice (level 1 ended here).
  • Triple Sec
  • Pucker (sou liqueur, I like raspberry)
  • Grenadine, Jello (level 2 ends here)
  • Kahlua
  • Baileys
  • Whipped Cream (level 3 ended here).
  • Vermouth
  • Gin
  • Tequilla (level 4 ends here).
  • If your daddy owned a distillery or if you recently robbed a liquor store you can see what level 5 includes.

It should come as no surprise that if you have all of the alcohol listed above then you can make a large number of different drinks. It wouldn't surprise me if you could come up with a few thousand of them at this stage. We have tried to pick the best, lewdest drinks possible for your bachelorette party. We hope you like them.

Pink Clit

Ice cubes
1/2 oz Rum (Bacardi)
1/2 oz Vodka (Absolut)
1/2 oz Gin (Tanqueray)
1/4 oz Triple sec
1 splash Cranberry juice
1 splash Pineapple juice

Mixing instructions:

Shake drink in a regular shaker. Garnish with a cherry
Backseat Boogie #1

3/4 oz Vodka
3/4 oz Gin
Fill 1/2 Ginger ale
Fill 1/2 Cranberry juice
Ice cubes
Dick Hard

1 oz Vodka
1 oz Gin
1 oz Rum
Fill with Sprite
Garnish with Lime and Grenadine

This is a very stiff drink. (good pun huh?)

Leg spreader

1 oz Tequila
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Gin
1 oz Rum

This one had to be invented by a guy. This would taste absolutely terrible. There is nothing sweet in it. Just awful.

69 Special

2 oz Gin
4 oz 7-Up
0.75 oz Lemon juice

2 oz Gin
1/2 oz Triple sec
1/2 oz Pineapple juice
Southern Bride

1 1/2 oz Gin
1 oz Grapefruit juice
1 dash juice from the maraschino cherry jar.
Long Island Iced Tea #1

1/2 oz. vodka
1/2 oz. triple sec
1/2 oz. light rum
1/2 oz. gin
1/2 oz. tequila
1 oz. sour mix
splash of orange juice
splash of coke
shake, strain into soda glass
lemon wedge

Long Island Ice Tea #2

1 1/2 oz. vodka
1 1/2 oz. light rum
1 1/2 oz. triple sec
3/4 oz. gin
1/2 oz. melon liqueur
1/2 oz. sour mix
mix in a highball glass over ice.

Bachelorette Party Drink Items at

Shot Glass Beads
Penis Straws 1
Penis Straws 2
Penis Straws 3

Penis Straws 4
Jello Shot Molds
Penis Shot Glass
Bar Napkin Game
Flashing shots shot glasses

Pass Out Game
Penis Drink Bottle
Big Drink Bottle
Swizzle Dicks
Bachelorette Party Cups
Head Shot Glass

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