Bachelorette Party Drinks - Level Two:

So beer, wine, and vodka are a little too plain-Jane for you. Why not graduate to level two. A level two bachelorette party planner can add a few tricks to her bag. How do Jello Shots, penis punch, and some other fun drinks sound? Much better than beer, that's how.

Here is what you will need for booze:
  • Beer
  • Wine
  • Big bottle of vodka
  • Not as big bottle of Rum
  • Mixers like Juice (orange, cranberry, pineapple, Coke, 7-up, coffee, sugar, lemons, limes, plenty of ice (level 1 ended here).
  • Triple Sec
  • Pucker (sour liqueur, I like raspberry, green apple or watermelon)
  • Grenadine, Jello (level 2 ends here)
  • (level 3 adds cosmopolitans and kamikazes to the mix).
  • (level 4 does blow job shots and B-52s).
  • (level 5 does everything)

Below you will find the drink recipes that go with the booze and mixers above. As you can see, a level two bar can make a lot of different drinks.

You can make all of the drinks from Level 1 (click here to see them)
Pucker Fuckers (makes 4 shots)

4 oz. Pucker
4 oz. Vodka
2 teaspoons powdered sugar (powdered sugar dissolves faster).

Put in a shaker with ice. Shake it like a polaroid picture. Strain and serve.

Jello Shots:

When making a 3 oz pack of Jell-O. Boil the first cup of water and dissolve the jell-o in it. Then substitute 1 cup of cold vodka for the second cup (the cold cup) of water. Pour this spiked Jello mixture into dixie cups, small plastic cups, or if you are really cool Penis Shaped Jell-O Shot Molds.

Try to get about 12 shots per pack of Jello and each one with have about 1/2 shot of vodka in it. That should keep the troops entertained.

Pucker Up Foreplay

8 oz Absolut Vodka
4 oz Pucker (melon is good but others work)
12 oz Pineapple juice
12 oz Cranberry juice

Mixing instructions:

Fill all ingredients in a pitcher and serve.
Holy Water

2 oz Vodka
1 oz Triple sec
1 oz Light rum
Fill with Tonic water
1 dash Grenadine

Mixing instructions:

Combine alcohol over ice. Fill with tonic water, then add only a dash of Grenadine.
Loose Caboose

2 oz Vodka
3 oz Cranberry juice
3 oz Lemonade
1 tsp Grenadine
1 piece Maraschino cherry

Mixing instructions:

Combine all ingredients and mix well. Garnish with maraschino cherry. Lookout, I hear that guys like a girl with a loose caboose.
Get Laid

3/4 oz Raspberry Pucker liqueur
1 oz Vodka
6 oz Pineapple juice
1 splash Cranberry juice
Mean Green Machine

1 oz Pucker sour apple liqueur
1 oz Triple sec
1 oz Absolut Vodka
1 oz Lime or Lemon juice
Pink Panty Pulldown Punch

1 750ml bottle of vodka (a fifth)
3 oz Lemon juice or 1 can of lemonade concentrate
9 oz jar of maraschino cherries
2 L Sprite

Pour it all, including the juice from the cherry jar into a punch bowl and serve. Wear a belt.

1 oz Vodka
1 oz Triple sec
1 oz Sweetened lime juice (like Rose's brand)

Can be served as a shot or as a drink on the rocks. A classic and probably one you should remember.

Bachelorette Party Drink Items at

Shot Glass Beads
Penis Straws 1
Penis Straws 2
Penis Straws 3

Penis Straws 4
Jello Shot Molds
Penis Shot Glass
Bar Napkin Game
Flashing shots shot glasses

Pass Out Game
Penis Drink Bottle
Big Drink Bottle
Swizzle Dicks
Bachelorette Party Cups
Head Shot Glass

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